Glasgow

City in Scotland, known in Victorian times as the "second city of the Empire". Now a days, it is more known for its ship building (The H.M.S. Diamond was built there) and its population's love of cheap booze, track suits and machetes. For proof of this, see Sauchiehill Street at around 0100 on a Saturday morning.

Typical scene in Glasgow. ~0100 on a Saturday morning.

(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?

(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.

(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.

{Machetes are drawn.}

(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?

by AwkOS V2*72 November 26, 2010

glasgow

a place that god forgot and i wish i could
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face

you gotta love it tho

"na dont go glasgow you'll get horribly stabbed"
"it'll be fun tho"
"fair point"

by 9990000 April 20, 2009

Glasgae

Slang for Glasgow in Scotland

Im of ta glasgae

by Rondog247 March 16, 2018

Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 9, 2004

Glasgow

A city in Scotland. there's also minor cities in several US states

1: Where did 3 go?
2: Glasgow
1: Scotland?
2: {Sarcastically} No, Kentucky!

by MMoA May 15, 2012

Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

by disguys June 30, 2011

GASG

A good at something guy

H-Dag: "Dude, I just got curved by oc girls at the White Panda concert"

Daggo venerable niq:"hahahahahah, you're such a gasg"

by anonymous329048230482349832 May 8, 2018