On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.
Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.
by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020

by heybitchezzzzz August 27, 2019

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period
Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime
Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime
by FineCreation April 12, 2019

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

by asofhas June 17, 2019

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
