Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

Young Goblin

Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die

Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin

by Cbcraig December 8, 2017

brass goblin

The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.

Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!

by Shadowman556 September 22, 2020

ging gongs are goolied

This refers to having sweaty testicles.

'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''

by ging gongs September 12, 2011

Elite barbs and goblin drill

Elite barbs and goblin drill are cards in the game call Clash Royale. People who actually use Elite barbs for a living just like bouncing on BBC. Same goes for people who use Goblin drill. Every time I go vs people like this I turn a part of the 97%.

Me:You wanna 1v1 in Clash Royale
Guy:Yea sure but ima use Elite barbs and goblin drill?
Me:Yea no

by Yakerdonk July 6, 2021

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

by GAWII April 26, 2014