The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.
"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
by BettytheBanger October 23, 2023
Jennifer is the most warm-hearted person you will ever meet. I know a Jennifer she is really nice and she is the best looking, nicest, caring person you will ever meet. Jennifer has really nice hair and a beautiful smile her face is just so amazing. She will always bring you up when you are feeling low. Overall what I'm trying to say is that Jennifer is the best girl you will ever meet.
by max is dumb February 23, 2022
The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.
See also: Emilio Textevez
See also: Emilio Textevez
by techjunkee January 23, 2010
by Jane2005 August 17, 2017
Being a complete slut hoebag, in the literal sense. where one cheats, lies, and leaves hickeys on your bestfriends boyfriend.
by Nicole34 July 23, 2006
Gloria is a not athletic woman who always wants to argue, she also has chicken legs and is very hairy...Gloria is very brittle.
by Oldpeoplesmellbad November 23, 2019
A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.
Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!
Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
by proxstoner July 03, 2010