Jennifer Gloria

Jennifer is the most warm-hearted person you will ever meet. I know a Jennifer she is really nice and she is the best looking, nicest, caring person you will ever meet. Jennifer has really nice hair and a beautiful smile her face is just so amazing. She will always bring you up when you are feeling low. Overall what I'm trying to say is that Jennifer is the best girl you will ever meet.

everyone: Jennifer gloria is so great anyone else: yes i know she is

by max is dumb February 22, 2022

Gloria and Glorius

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.

"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"

by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023

Gloria Textefan

The name given to your over obnoxious female friend that only uses her phone for texting. And believes that texting her ex-boyfriend isn't just as bad as calling him.

See also: Emilio Textevez

Tell Gloria Textefan to get off my nuts and put her phone down!

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

Gloria

IS UGLY ASSFFFFFFF. PEOPLE DONT THINK THAT BUT ITS TRUE.

Person: Damnnn Gloria is Ugly ASSSFFFFF
GLORIA: IKR I AM UGLYYYY ASSSSSFFFFF

by Jane2005 April 18, 2018

"Pulling a Gloria"

Being a complete slut hoebag, in the literal sense. where one cheats, lies, and leaves hickeys on your bestfriends boyfriend.

"you dirtbag you just were "Pulling a Gloria" for sleeping with your best friends boyfriend".

by Nicole34 September 11, 2008

Gloria

Gloria is a not athletic woman who always wants to argue, she also has chicken legs and is very hairy...Gloria is very brittle.

Daughter: hey mom
Gloria: go get a job u hobo!

by Oldpeoplesmellbad November 22, 2019

Dirty Gloria

A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.

Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!

Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?

by proxstoner July 7, 2010