Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet

Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!

by Ghloes July 30, 2019

strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.

Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.

by Carrots April 14, 2017

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

dennis gland

it’s the biggest gland you have.

dennis gland recived

by HeatherNikkii July 25, 2023