Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

by Loakman420 October 3, 2009

getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.

Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"

by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012

Getting Around

A vague description of ones recent actions, usually when catching up with someone. 'Getting around' generally implies going out very often with multiple girls, partying more than most people thought possible, and doing it all without advertising it until someone asks.

Joe: "So, dude, what have you been up to lately?"
Steve: "Oh, you know, getting around. Nothing special."

by RajunCajun March 17, 2009

getting Flippy on someone

pertaining to a certain Happy Tree Friend, it means to violently attack and defeat someone.

I don't want to be present when he's getting Flippy on someone.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 22, 2006

Getting Joe'd

A very large angry man, preferably with a beard and large hands violently attacking one face.

person #1- hey want to go to that show tonight?
person #2- no, I'm all set with getting Joe'd tonight.

by loaflovesbeer December 28, 2010

Getting Plastered

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

getting flexi

wanting to cause a fight.getting flexi, shadow boxing at someone.

i was waiting for a bus.and some dude started getting flexi with me. he was looking for a fight.

by yan the man February 16, 2015