Gaylord

It was once said to be the most powerful weapon known to man until Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter came into play. Our Savior Shrek once used this in the death of Hitler. After the rise of the Lord Donald J. Trump Gaylord was forgotten and never to be used again.

Look at this fucking Gaylord.

by Bottletop69 May 29, 2018

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

Grotesque Gaylord

A gay guy who loves the gayest shit eg. Getting rammed up the ass and getting rods shoved in his dickhole

Ew Marc, you're a Grotesque Gaylord!

by BigFuckingStomach April 20, 2025

Gaylord

Typically referred to as a Joseph, these people are considered rude, mean, and often gay

Joseph is a gaylord on the playground.

by HiBlakkes February 20, 2019

Jack Gaylord

1. A person who is overly gay.
2. A person who makes every conversation sexual

Jack Gaylord and Zhen Treefucker are so homoseuxal.

by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023

MR. GAYLORD

So MR. GAYLORD is a teacher who teaches gay SEX and yes he is a male, who's currently fucking tiny boys.

I see...MR. GAYLORD With a boy WAIT IS THAT MY BROTHER!??!

by Big Bad Wolf Tale March 3, 2019

Gaylord

commonly called Bella bird, a gaylord is a retarded person who was stupid enough to like Harrison Kilgore

Bella ur such a gaylord

by ightchief March 18, 2019