bitterly fork

the act of stabbing another person for stealing things. Then lying saying it was an accident.

Man: I didnt mean to bitterly fork him

Man 2 : you stabbed him twice

by sandystabber June 4, 2011

fjork

(also "fjörk," with umlaut for comedic effect) an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Norweigian for "screw off" but this is not true. See also fuschk.

Gas is 3.49 a gallon? What the fjork?

by cosmo August 17, 2004

Fork Hovering

You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.

I couldnt swallow that piece of chicken so I was fork hovering for a while.

by ChewiKirbyLava May 13, 2010

fork fetish

A Strong urge to collect Forks from work or cafe. then to take them home and roll over collected of forks.

fork fetish: I took a fork from the restaurant to then roll over them on my bed

by pmb00cs February 12, 2014

Fork Tuning

The act of sounding (the practice of inserting plastic or metal rods into yours or someone else's urethra) while edging (getting seconds away from climax and stopping, waiting for a few more seconds then starting again) then when you finish your edge you take out the rods and the flood gates open.

Ian has been fork tuning so muck that he filled an entire bucket with semen

by edging for charity February 28, 2019

Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.

Stop salt forking me!!!

by Marginallyclean July 4, 2016

boneless fork

What you order after you smoke a fat blunt of some dank.

Can i have a boneless fork with that.

by B-man1989 May 28, 2017