Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.

Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.

by tristan1301 July 13, 2011

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by Shawn May 7, 2005

Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping

Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."

by plannpony August 7, 2010

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017