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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.
Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.
by tristan1301 July 13, 2011
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fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'
"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"
by Shawn May 7, 2005
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Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened
Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.
by sirderpalot July 3, 2012
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fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping
Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."
by plannpony August 7, 2010
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Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.
After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016
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fapping god

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017
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