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flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.
1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.
by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018
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Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
Nah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020
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FLAB

Person 1: hey, that guy literally took a shit on me
Person 2: Oh fuck, then just FLAB him.
Person 1: Yeah, im ready to fuck him
by dont take me seriously . January 7, 2021
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pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.
Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?
by DrSamba December 17, 2013
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Titty flab bitch

Titty flab bitch is a little bitch who won't step the fuck up because their scared out of their titties
Dont be such a titty flab bitch Daniel just kick the fucking snake
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flabber

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.
by brett February 22, 2005
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Filabuster Flopper

A sexual act wherein the man performing the helicopter dick maneuver becomes entranced by his majesty and completely forgets about the girl in the room.
Shawn: yo man did you and Abby get it on last night?
Bryan: nah man, we started undressing and the-
Shawn: Filabuster Flopper?
Bryan: Filabuster Flopper.
by tittylicker420noscope May 14, 2015
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