fuck me eyes

the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word

I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky

by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005

Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

Fuck-me-light

The glowing portion of an enemy in a video game (usually a boss), indicating a weak or vulnerable area.

Every boss in starfox(tm) has a fuck-me-light.

by MR.Killstick February 9, 2012

fuck me papi

WHEN YOUR HORNY ON LATE NIGHTS😂

Fuck me papi

by BIG BLACK HORNY COCK April 1, 2017

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

fuck me harder

this is what females say to males during sex for them to slam their dick into them harder
I had to write this because some guys don't get that
tom
just saying i'm in the middle of fucking someone right now just so you know
ya tom, if you want you stilll know where i live, my pussy is always here and i would love to cum to you when you learn what HARDER MEANS
i love cumming to you

a: "omfg, daddy fuck me harder... harder... fuck me, i'm cumming... omg. fuck *moan* omg, fuck me harder. FUCK ME , I'M CUMMING DADDY, CUM IN ME DADDY"

by vmhgv February 8, 2018

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011