Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friend

Someone who Doesn’t care about your life and beats you ass up

Person1: Hey wassup friend
Person2: don’t call me that
Person1: ok?

by 💀Grim_Reaper☠️ September 27, 2019

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017

Friend

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.

My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.

by qxoxq February 23, 2018

Friend

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020