Friend

A bunch of dumbasses that scream obscenities into your phone everytime your mother calls.

“God Damn it Franziska Can you shut the fusge up or I will literally hit you in the head with and axe, my dearest Friend”

by Scoobydoowhereareyou May 20, 2018

Friend

I don't have friend

I want a friend

by Wazeera January 4, 2018

Friend

Somemthing you don't have.

Do you have friend?

by JohnCenaLoverZ November 2, 2020

Friend

Something you'll never have.

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo

by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020

Friend

Someone I wish I didn’t fuck

Me after sex- I like you now

Friend after sex- no, don’t

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020

Friend

Something you don't have

Hey Gordon you have no friends. --McKinley Watson

by McKinleyW522 September 28, 2017

Friend

A special thing that I do not have

I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends

by Kuroko-sama April 27, 2017