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child Frankenstein

A small child,especially a toddler or preschooler,whose pastime is crazy fantasies and games of make believe,hence the term. Such little ones may seem like parodies of the mad scientist by the name.
3-year-old Patrick is quite the child Frankenstein, the way he likes to pretend he's the creator and master of the capital H invention. Sometimes he really goes too far in his fantasies; in fact,this child Frankenstein even claims he wants to be a mad scientist when he grows up.
by JMC70 October 7, 2017
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Intersectional Frankenstein

A social scientist/engineer who through either malicious intent or academic indoctrination influences society and the individuals in society to become as intersectional as possible. This is usually actively done by governments and corporations to sow discord and divisions amongst the population or passively by academics who have lost sight of reality through never experiencing life beyond a university.

The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
Guy 1: "Did you take Professor Lee's social justice course?"
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
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Bride of Frankenstein

The stripes one makes in someones hair who has been giving "good oral" to a guy and he spends himself in their hair.
I pulled back from her, shot into her hair and gave her a Bride of Frankenstein
by theomnibus January 6, 2011
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Frankenstein Penis

A penis that has been enlarged to unnatural sizes through the use of various devices and medications.
Last night I was with this guy who had a huge frankenstein penis.
by Jokerguy November 19, 2010
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fuchsia frankensteins

Person 1: whats that team thats gonna win mcc again?

Person 2: fuchsia frankensteins.
by p0landspringfan October 15, 2020
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Smoke A Frankenstein

To smoke a page of Mary Shellys book "Frankenstein", with hedge leaves and tobacco.
1)Dude, That frankenstein is crazy! Roll me another!
2)Let's go smoke a frankenstein
by Not_Callum September 17, 2005
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frankenstein haircut

A haircut that looks like the one that Frankenstein has.
"I got a frankenstein haircut today; it looks awful"
by Nacho Cheeze November 21, 2007
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