foof

the sound it makes when you spontaneously combust

i was watching her dance drunk near the fire, and then suddenly, foof, shes on fire

by Just_larry November 15, 2018

FOOF

FOOF = Fresh Out Of Fucks. FOOF is appropriate for situations where you are just too exhausted/over it to give a shit anymore -- even if you should definitely give a shit.

FOOF has its origins in law school contexts, but it is applicable to many life situations. It also makes for an excellent hashtag (#FOOF).

I'm FOOFing right now. Do I look like I give a single shit?

Instead of writing my legal brief which is due tomorrow, I ate an entire box of Oreos and binge-watched Netflix. #FOOF

by wolly68 October 22, 2014

Foof

A silly person, a fool

Person 1: I heard justin tripped over his shoelaces yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a silly little foof!

by Dats beans March 25, 2024

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

foof it

When you take a shit

I just took a shit, go foof it

by Randy Orton 567894566 June 12, 2017

Foof

Someone u don't like and want to punch or pee on

Nicole is such a stubid whore. I hate that biatch

by Lily November 3, 2003

foof

foof (bunny or foofy) is the youngest dog of the jenna marbles pack, likes poofy things, sweet girl, eats politely, loves her papa Julien Solomita

I love foof

by dancing_t October 29, 2020