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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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Foof

The Foof is the isolated patch of chest hair that exists only over the sternum, which is the center of the chest and generally above nipple elevation. It is distinct from a Full Tom Selleck, which is a broad, chest-sweeping man rug. Foofs are often formed on adolescent young men who are on their way to developing a Full Tom Selleck, or else on men with deficient levels of testosterone.

The FSNA, or Foof Society of North America, has in recent years stressed that a true Foof is limited to chest hair grown solely within a few inches out from the centre of the chest, and is not a light spritzing of chest hair that spans the entire breastices of a man. While Foof scholars have largely come out in support of this view, the issue remains unresolved to this day.
"Dude, your foof is poking out through your shirt."
by Napalm_Panda February 18, 2015
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Foof

Oof backwards and forwards -worth two fs in the chat
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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Foof

(phooph) noun, (phooph-ee) adj- an unpleasantly overpowering floral or sweet smell often associated with old ladies and their houses.
When the old lady who lives next door opens her windows, I can smell the foof from here.
by Molls92 September 11, 2010
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foof

i was watching her dance drunk near the fire, and then suddenly, foof, shes on fire
by Just_larry November 15, 2018
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Foofs

An affectionate term for a long haired cat when their fur is exceptionally fluffy.
There’s the foofs!
by Doginmylense September 25, 2018
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Foof

Foof time is when your significant other always makes you have your first orgasm on their face.
Hey babe want some Foof time.
by Boo21! June 18, 2021
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