Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

Florence

Another name for a bong. Likely named after the Florence Flask due to its shape.

Make sure to suck Florence real good to clear the smoke

by Bacon&Eggz July 19, 2025

florence

ugly fat has a sister

wow florence is weird

by leoni is great March 22, 2020

maya florence

Maya Florence is a stubborn crazy cat lady. She is always in a bad mood and can't express any positives emotions. Accordingly, she will strongly disagree with anyone. She's about 4 apples high and has the mind of the most evil vilan. She is also addicted to sexual pic online. Her hands are too small for her big phone.

Maya Florence is fatiguante en tabarnak. Maya Florence m'a traité de sale con, encore. Maya Florence a encore regardé une video de chat

by URB DIC11 F December 9, 2021

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025

katie florence staddon

An astounding member of the female race,

who classically embodies many talents.

She can sing (oh boy, can she sing!),

she can dance, she is creative, kind and loyal...

and she has a great rack!
Those who find her, don’t let her go.

"What is that beautiful sound?" "Oh thats the song of a Katie Florence Staddon!"

by YoAnnie March 17, 2015

Florence

She is a little crab and she tries to insult you in front of your friends and crushes and anyone you care about

Eww Florence was here

by Babbling idiot September 13, 2021