fucking flip flops

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.

Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.

by Chuff chuff July 11, 2014

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Dress Flops

When a woman is wearing a short dress and you can see her vagina hanging out.

Your mom was wearing a short dress. I saw her dress flops and I liked it.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

Hip Hop Flops

When Some one is Dancing on there own in the middle of the dance floor

fuck sake! Look Danjit has got his Hip hop Flops on again!

by xmmmikeyy December 31, 2007

bro-flops

When a males (bro) shoes are so old and disgusting that they need to be thrown out, but since they have "wear and tare" style and they are so old that they have the imprint of your foot in them you keep them anyways. Mostly flip-flops (flops).

What is that smell?" "Its most likely his bro-flops

by PJMC November 26, 2010

flip flops

Chrome on your car.

"I just got some new flip flops on my fucking whip"

John's flip flops had the whole town staring at his whip.

by Ben July 5, 2006

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003