Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017

famper

A camper where people go to fap.

Do you need to take a break at the famper?

by Neno August 9, 2017

flim flam fuckery

A person or situation of extreme absurdity and or/foolishness. Something that causes one to disbelieve what they've seen and/or heard. An appearance so foul as to deter one from engaging in contact.

mMn, did you seen wtf that chick had on? That was some flim flam fuckery

by Aj Ghost October 20, 2010

Greasier than a flam-flam

The act of keeping your parters puss wet

Last night I kept her greasier than a flam-flam

by Jshdja November 12, 2018

Go sit on a flagpole

One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones

Dude shut up and go sit on a flagpole

by Robert Williams ya duck April 29, 2021

Fampire

someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.

Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.

by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018