Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
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Get the finding a needle in a haystack mug.Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.
bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle
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Get the Finding a Jill mug.The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.
Alternative use: “finding ballots”
Alternative use: “finding ballots”
“Finding votes” was prominently used by the U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:
“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”
— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020
“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”
— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020
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Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”
Alternatively used as “finding ballots.”
“Finding votes” was first used by the 45th U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:
“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”
— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020
“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”
— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020
by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020
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