Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

freezer burn

1. To ignore or behave coldly toward; slight.
2. To treat with disdain or contempt, esp. by ignoring.

She totally freezer burned me last at the pub.

by Mouthful August 23, 2008

Fridge Freezer

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

by Apeman December 17, 2003

freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

by anonymous May 25, 2019

Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

by habacheebee November 20, 2010

Febreeze

v. To Leave behind a dank fart in your old lady's closet so that the next time she goes in there she catches a strong whiff and it's stuck in her clothes as well.

Febreeze-

Guy 1: Dude you're so mean to your wife.

Guy 2: I know, this morning I febreezed the FUCK outta her closet.

by Chris H., Pip R. April 21, 2007

Freezer Camp

Where you send roosters when they are old enough. Can work with any farm animal and cats on some Chinese farms. For those less astute, the animal is butchered and put in your freezer to be cooked and eaten later.

Time to send the roosters to freezer camp.

by boiseburb June 10, 2010