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fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.
Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(
by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011
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Freaker Neaker

Another way to say Motherfucker without actually cursing.
Sarah is a Freaker Neaker.
by AbrSby May 20, 2014
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Flaker

Someone who bails or goes completely MIA for events
Where is Irene? Why is she such a flaker? #zerobrotherhood
by Flaker879 February 10, 2015
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Fakery

A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.
The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.
by dollar bill yallz February 18, 2017
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Feaner

Someone who can't get enough of something he or she is obsessed over
Mostly drug addicts
Johnny foil is the biggest feaner on the ss foilton. Quick hide your shit !
by Slayer333 July 18, 2017
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Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.
Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.
by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021
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Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk
I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.
by SJS. February 28, 2011
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