FART

Noun.

Acronym for Fast Action Response Team

"Trouble? Where? No fear! The FART is here!"

by Roy Fenton October 15, 2006

fart

Something you do when least expect it, especially when your best friend is getting married.

Priest: And do you, Frances Duman, take this lovely Penelope...
You: *farts*
Priest: What!?
You: Sorry, I'm having my period.

by Enfero October 15, 2006

fart

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

by stan October 15, 2006

Fart

A Free Jacoozie. It's also prone to go off at the wrong time.

"When did the Jacoozie get installed?"

by Psy October 15, 2006

fart

A hissing sound coming from your ass.
I love farting on my mirror.I spread my ass wide open and let go, and then watch the gas marks on the glass. I love it

My chair stinks farty. I fart every minute and the stink has gotten into the fabric.

by Methane October 15, 2006

fart

to fart

As i sit here broken harted,
i went to poop but only farted.
next time when i took a chance,
i went to fart but pooped my pants.

by patrick star May 28, 2003

fart

A smelly gas produced from someone's back side, this can be faked by sticking your tounge out and blowing. This technique can be used to drive someone to the brink of insanity.

Person 1: "Now I just have to defuse this bomb and-"
Person 2: * makes fake fart noise*
Person 1: "Will you stop?!!!" * accidentally cuts wrong wire*
Bomb:BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lorenzo Mortelli July 20, 2008