Fairfax High School

a school bascilly made out of metal plates that shake. if you are a proffesional porno star, this is the school you want to graduate from. girls with weak emotions are warned not to come to this school. beware of a man named mr singhman and a lady with a mullet named sue. they will scare the living crap out of you, at least mullet-woman will. this school consists of only three types of people at this school(get used to them whether you like it or not): sluts, goths, gangstas(yes, gang"stas").

the end-- THE WASIAN.

person1: like holy hell, have yo been to fairfax high?
person2: whats fairfax high?

by nej February 4, 2005

Fairfield County

The county that contains many wonderfully rich towns such as Darien and New Canaan. Known for its ritzy homes, fabulous public schools, rich residents, gorgeous scenery and high-class society. However, crappy towns such as Norwalk pollute Fairfield County's should-be-spotless image. Don't plan on getting a house in this area unless you spend your life trying to impress...or if you don't want to spend less than a mil on a house.

So where do you want to move when you grow up?
Oh probably Darien or Norwalk.
Do you have a mil to spend on a house?
No way dude!
Then don't plan on coming within a yard of Fairfield County.

by iAmADbager March 10, 2005

Fairfield Prep

Fairfield Prep is an all boys Jesuit school in the Connecticut suburbs of New York. After going there for 4 years, I can conclude that the school is only good for student athletes, particularly hockey, lacrosse, football, and basketball players. If you are an academic minded person who doesn't play sports, go to Regis or your local high school (as long as it doesn't suck). There are a lot of assholes and a growing number of losers. Don't confuse this school with an actual "Prep School". Despite the cost and the clothing, it is more like a public school; its nothing compared to a Philips Exeter or a Taft in academics and it has a public school feeling. Not that kids dont go to great schools, its just that the average kid is more of a slacker.

Example 1 goes to Fairfield Prep. With his 3.9 gpa and captainship of the hockey team, he got into Yale.

Example 2 goes to Fairfield Prep. Despite having a 4.0, he is a loser. He, like every fifth kid, goes to Boston College.

Example 3 is a loser. He has some shit g.p.a and probably couldn't run a mile. He got expelled or asked to leave for some bullshit reason. Prep is full of guys like him.

Example

by theguyyouwisheyouwere May 28, 2009

fairfield

(adj) describes a place that involves drunken, disorderly conduct. Conduct that represents lack of concern for own dignity but that of which makes a crowd extreme!

you know the party was fairfield when the cops arrived

by luckydom March 17, 2011

Fairfield methodist secondary

Wah damn jialat got a lot of fake people in this school that will talk shit about you even tho u did nothing and the teachers are just a pain in the ass always bias towards their students

eh u from Fairfield methodist secondary ah chey no wonder

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Fairfield methodist Secondary

Half of the people in Fairfield methodist secondary are toxic and immature if you are close with them they will backstab you and spread rumours even tho you did nothing. i don’t understand them like daddy chill get some help

beck:Did you go to Fairfield methodist secondary ?
johnson:wah piang u calling me toxic ah

by urmaderopendah August 22, 2021

Fairfax high school

A hell hole were the teachers smoke weed and suck dick for cocaine just like the students. There are many asians and wanna be ghetto black and white punks. there are a lot of fags and goth people. The rules are punished by a guy named seman and a man and/or woman named sue. there are a lot of whores and cum dumpster sluts.

person 1: yo did u get that weed from Fairfax high school?

by who is this 12 August 26, 2009