Inside Out Old Fashioned

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.

Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.

by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

faction

1.) the despair faction. you know, the best fan club in the universe...
2.)A clique that seeks power by intriguing other people.

1.) I joined the Despair Faction yesterday and got all kinds of cool stuff.
2.)Claire's faction seemed interesting, but it wasn't what I wanted.

by britt November 10, 2003

Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

by Schasty McNasty January 17, 2009

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

Cosmic Test Factions

The shittiest server in the world. Evz is a money whore and deserves to die

That server is almost as bad as Cosmic Test Factions

by FruitCoconut November 3, 2018

Old Fasioned Brownie Duster

When one smears waste on your partner’s face, in the shape of a beard. Then you put baby powder in your butthole, fart in their face. The baby powder then sticks to the waste and creates the appearance of a white beard.

Man, after he climaxed, he shit in my face and gave me an Old Fasioned Brownie Duster.

by Justhilarious November 8, 2018

Old Fashioned

A drink that consists of bourbon, fruit, and a bit of the bartender's urine.

Hey, can I get an Old Fashioned with extra shit please?

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019