facealanche

When all of the ice in a cup simultaneously slides into your face and all over your clothes as you take a drink.

Charlie tried to get one last sip of soda, but got a facealanche instead.

by Okra Boy November 18, 2010

Fachizzeler

Someone who is a total gangsta from the ghetto. A fachizzeler can cuse you out with the word fucker in 379 ways. A fachizzeler is know around the town as " That guy" or "The baddest muther fucker youll ever see".

Fachizzeler: You better wish you never even got in my way walking down that hallway bitch.
Guy: Oh shit

by JAY-V 13 November 8, 2011

facarta

1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.

Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.

by Floki_90 May 23, 2016

Fachete

Dope,tight,hot,that's what's up

Positive.. Yo Rogers wedding was fucking Fachete

Negative.. Smoking crystal meth is not fucking Fachete..

by Cocotaso821 July 20, 2016

Facho

Argentinian slang for fascist.

Tomates admins are real fachos

by Vampirro September 13, 2017

LoSalt Facial

At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.

The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.

I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.

by d332com July 21, 2009

neapolitan facial

When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).

Why don't you give her a neapolitan facial?!

by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010