Facebook

Facebook is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) were the objective of the game is to collect "Friends"

Person 1: have u played that new MMORPG?
Person 2: whats it called?
Person 1: Its called facebook u have to collect friends to win.
Person 2: cool can i join?
Person 1: Yea ok and then u can add me.

by Mrillusion14 May 06, 2009

facebook

The arbiter of truth.

Q: Where did you learn that?
A: Facebook told me.
Q: Oh well in that case, you must be correct, because facebook is the arbiter of truth.

by DefinitiveOxfordDictionary January 21, 2010

Facebook

A unimatrix whereby weak minds can gather to form opinions and solve world problems via a keyboard, mouse and ALL CAPS.

A place a social non-interaction for socially awkward simple-minded people.

A space where a self-centered persons dream come true - for all to see.

I Facebooked you as my friend so now I never need to speak with you...Ill just type.

by IGotOne August 31, 2015

facebook

the fucking worst thing ever invented

Man, I wish I was born 20 years earlier. Fuck Facebook in the face!!!

by fuckfacebookintheface July 19, 2010

facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.

Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.

by Bubby May 09, 2005

Facebook

Most efficient, discreet, time consuming and wasting, stalking system known to man to this day. Facebook is the best and safest online network to stalk without being caught (unless you post a comment on or "Like" the stalking object of course!)

Oh my god, they broke up, i saw it last night on facebook!

or again

i saw her picture on facebook, she's gained so much weight!

and again:

did u see the people he/she hangs out with?!

by Lilz 2 November 22, 2009

Facebook

A social networking site designed to suck you dry of all time, violate your privacy, and connect you with your friends.

I found Peter on Facebook, but now he knows I've been shacking up with his girlfriend.

by esbar February 06, 2010