a sign of frustration against a hooman only used by Indian guys who wear glasses and fence and whose name ends with ham.
by it's-definitely-not-me February 20, 2020
The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style February 21, 2007
Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.
by Da bitch you fucked last night January 18, 2016
by nigga peen sucker May 15, 2019
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 19, 2021
1) a series of offensive words, used in an undesireable situation.
2) a series of offensive words, used only to shock or disturb those around you.
3) an insulting request, translates to "have sex with this piece of poo, you who has a vagina in the place of their rectum."
2) a series of offensive words, used only to shock or disturb those around you.
3) an insulting request, translates to "have sex with this piece of poo, you who has a vagina in the place of their rectum."
by Acephalous February 25, 2004
an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"
Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"
by Stokez November 18, 2007