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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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Friendship

When you love somebody so much, that if you could save their life by never eating pizza again, you would do it, no questions asked.
Adara: I'm going to die.
AJ: Can I help you in any way, I love you too much, don't die.
Adara: If you never eat pizza again, you can save my life.
AJ: Done deal. (Puts down the piece of pizza in her hand, throwing the food of the gods into the garbage.)
Adara: This is what friendship is.
by ajontheweb October 11, 2014
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I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it
by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020
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Drunk Friends

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.
I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011
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Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.
Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."
by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011
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friendship valium

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.
I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.
by smileyy December 21, 2012
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Friends of Mara

Friends of Mara is referring to any love couple that is part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Look at those two, they are definitely Friends of Mara!
by FelixIsYoda August 9, 2020
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