The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?
Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.
Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
Get the I Have Black Friends mug.When you love somebody so much, that if you could save their life by never eating pizza again, you would do it, no questions asked.
Adara: I'm going to die.
AJ: Can I help you in any way, I love you too much, don't die.
Adara: If you never eat pizza again, you can save my life.
AJ: Done deal. (Puts down the piece of pizza in her hand, throwing the food of the gods into the garbage.)
Adara: This is what friendship is.
AJ: Can I help you in any way, I love you too much, don't die.
Adara: If you never eat pizza again, you can save my life.
AJ: Done deal. (Puts down the piece of pizza in her hand, throwing the food of the gods into the garbage.)
Adara: This is what friendship is.
by ajontheweb October 11, 2014
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Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly
Friend 3: I can’t escape it
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Friend 3: I can’t escape it
by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020
Get the I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends mug.A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.
I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.
It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011
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Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"
Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."
Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."
by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011
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