foompta

The skin between your vag and belly button

the foompta is the sexiest part of the body

by betrixkido March 14, 2005

FOOMCAILMFAO

fell out of my chair and im laughing my fuckin ass off

"hello shit face" foomcailmfao

by donny[ifonly] November 25, 2006

foompta

one with friendly values that you hate. Certain problems that you understand why they understand they are being d- bags.

A foompta is the friend that when you are sitting next to a possible spouse and they insist on sitting in between you and her/him.

by Jesse Eden August 5, 2008

foomrotflmao

falling out of my chair rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!!

guy1: soo then she fell!!

guy2: foomrotflmao!!

by sexysam01151995 December 21, 2008

foompsh

The feeling of a woman's breasts pressing against you.

Crystal hugged me for saving her dog from being ran over. The foompsh from it was awesome.

by xelados July 11, 2010

Fooma

This word is an amalgamation of the words food coma. It commonly occurs after eating too much food and blood rushes to the stomach and intestines. This word is especially useful to use when you slur your words after eating too much.

I just ate way too much at that buffet. I'm fooma'd out. Can you drive? I'm not safe to drive right now.

by fxchen October 27, 2011

FOOMA Facts

FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.

Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.

by Scooterius Deus Rex October 4, 2017