Flab Kisses

When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.

I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.

by queefsucker February 23, 2015

Weird flab but okay

The opposite of Weird flex but okay, used when someone is bragging about something in a negative way.

Person 1: Hey guys its two days before the exam, did anyone start studying yet?
Person 2: Weird flab but okay

by cheesylife December 6, 2018

flab cripping

Making fun of someone when they have a verbal typo

"You missed Jeff do a classic flab crip the other day..."
"I had a real bad case of flab cripping earlier...

by madcat22 December 13, 2016

Flab cheeks

Fuck they flabby

“Woah🤩 look at those flab cheeks 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕓”

by Peeeeepeeee brain June 9, 2020

lil flab

when your balls long you got a lil flab

1)ay bro you got a nice lil flab

2)thx bro I made it myself

1)wish i had a lil flab

by peewoman December 8, 2020

Deep Flab

Another name for Gluteus Maximus the largest muscle in the butt. Deep Flab refers to this area of the buttocks when it's soft and flabby.

That girl has some serious deep flab bouncing up and down in those lycra pants

by Dovuto June 15, 2007

Senior Flabs

An upper arm growth of loose flesh that hangs down and wafts about with movement.

Ethel laughed so hard at Myna's comment that her senior flabs made a discernible flatulent noise.
bingo wings
bingo flaps

by gebb May 28, 2010