Fieldingism

A religion, Noel Fielding is God.

We worship all that is Noel Fielding, including his heavenly 8 inches, his Mod powers, and his oh-so amazing hair.
We watch the Mighty Boosh, fall in love with Richmond, and watch Sweet EVERYDAY.
We pray that ‘Goth Detectives’ becomes a show and we car dance.
We wear Mirrorball suits and ponchos to bed.

LET US ALL PRAISE OUR GOD NOEL.

Worshippers are known as 'Fielders'.

A connecting religion is the religion of the Boosh, worshippers of the Boosh are known as Booshies. On Tumblr, Booshies are collectively known as Booshlrs.

Oh my Noel

Praise be Noel

Oh yeah, my religion in Fieldingism.

by Fieldingismisareligion October 27, 2010

bum rape fields

The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.

Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"

by Tommy Cooper August 13, 2007

ralph fiennes

A famous British actor, brother of actor Joseph Fiennes.
Starred in films like, the English Patient, Shindlers list, The Constant Gardener and Red Dragon. Very talented actor also incredibally sexy.

Name pronounced RAFE FINES

1. Ralph Fiennes deserved an Oscar for Shindlers List
2. Ralph Fiennes is sexy as hell.

by KittyKatVoodo September 23, 2006

Toilet Fiesta

When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.

Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-

by Im Jergen Noff July 20, 2010

juul fiend

That nic stick all your kids are hittin these days causes them all to become addicted therefore they start fiending when they run out of pods so they take the blue pass from their math class and camp out in the bathroom waiting for a humble fellow to come in and supply some rips all while avoiding the security guards that enter randomly.

Joey: “yo Vin lemme hit that juul!”
Vin: “bro this my last pod chill”
Joey: “I’ll literally pay you $5 right now for a rip”
Vin: “holy shit ur such a juul fiend”

by OG Druggie November 15, 2017

fiery poops

1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.

2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.

3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .

"damn, bro that taco bell is giving me some serious fiery poops"

by Mackerel shitstorm February 9, 2014

fiercely loyal

(Adjective) To be loyal with ferocity. A friend who is on your side no matter what, ready to go to war with you and take on whatever obstacle life presents. She is a fighter and a faithful sidekick, through thick and thin.

Deb Bear is the most fiercely loyal friend EVER, she would do anything to protect and support her framily.

by KB543 January 5, 2016