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grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??
grandma eyebrows by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

Wing Eyebrows 

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.
"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."

uneven eyebrows

As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...
uneven eyebrows by MamaStella January 29, 2018

bleach eyebrows 

basically just eyebrows that camouflage w/ the skin tone.
Omg chief keef has big bleach eyebrows
bleach eyebrows by realedp September 14, 2018

Itchy Eyebrows

Someone having itchy eyebrows means that they are gay.
“What’s up with Xavier? He’s been hitting on dudes all night.”

“Yeah man I heard he has those itchy eyebrows

“Man that sucks. He’s like gods gift to women”

Tia eyebrows 

Really thin sometimes tattooed red eyebrows that curve upward that only you Tia would have
Man that girl has some crazy Tia eyebrows