gay exorcism

GAY EXORCISM: The repeated attempt to draw the demons of homosexuality out of someone by playing loud disco music while wearing sequins. A last-resort exorcism may involve sucking them out.

We all wore sequins and played the disco music loudly at the gay exorcism to excise the gay demons from him, when that didn't work we sucked them out of him!

by Shawatt July 15, 2016

Reverse-Exorcism

A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"

The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok

by Shoveitupmybutthole April 12, 2022

exorm

To be overcome, to have intense feelings toward

Shelly was exormed by her partners unfaithfullness, so she broke up with him.

by Maxwelligan May 28, 2008

Exobubblient

To leave one's personal bubble on a journey to greatness.

trying new things.
stepping out of your comfort zone.
leaving misconceptions behind.

"The fact that you went skydiving even though you are scared of heights means you were exobubblient."

by llanfair.....gogogoch March 2, 2010

Exorcist Puke

Often drug related and/or induced, throwing up so violently that the vomit ends up on the back of said perons head. Exorcist Puking side effects include; Pre EP: Inticing others to come close to you implying something is wrong but not asking for help, Post EP: collapsing on the front lawn of a friends house with a boner.

Moe had smoked so much weed that night, that he Exorcist Puked everywhere, upon leaving his friends house he collapsed on the front lawn and pitched a tent.

by NicoV December 13, 2010

Exorscissors

The tool one uses to remove something from your life that's driving you mad.

The bitch is crazy and driving me nuts. Time for the exorscissors.

by TourOfTheMoon May 10, 2011

exerbooking

Posting Facebook status updates about your exercise, run, workout, zumba class, etc. -- particularly on Sunday or day after holiday, when many are too tired and/or hungover to get out of bed.

"It's freakin' New Year's DAY. Exerbooking?! Seriously?! DUHLETE!"

by Lexicocographeeny December 28, 2011