jeffery epstein

Super cool gooner sigma

Sam: I goon to jeffery epstein

by Pannkakor March 7, 2024

Epsteined

A situation where it appears an individual who was minding their own business mysteriously committed suicide but in reality was forced into circumstances where they assisted in their own murder.

The hungry rat epsteined itself when it took the bait and set off the trap.

by Phytosanitary October 17, 2021

Epstein Fallacy

The mistaken belief that someone can’t be underage just because they’re shown or portrayed in a sexual context.

A: “Are you sure she’s 18?”
B: “Have you seen her videos? She acts way older.”
A: “Man… that’s the Epstein Fallacy.”

by Bratman7 November 26, 2025

Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.

by Masihiun January 5, 2024

Epsteined

When somebody has been Epsteined, he or she has become the victim of a bribe that is sexual in nature and shows the hidden hand of Israel.

The politician has been Epsteined so don't expect him to act honourably and in the interest of the people.

by justitia January 26, 2024

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X

I’m on my Epstein Shit nigga!

by anonymous March 18, 2025