englert

whack ass style, unattractive looks, bad attire

"yo you lookin real englert right now"

by onetwothree October 10, 2005

Englewood, FL

Englewood is a shit hole of a small drug infested town located in South West Florida. Meth heads are the most common people you will run into. Than there are the pill junkies, mostly found in Old Englewood. The population also consists of elderly people from the Northern parts of the U.S. They drive 10 mph slower then the posted speed limits, and have no clue what a blinker is. Also known as Ewood.

Englewood, FL a dope hole

by SoloMilitia January 14, 2020

Englehood

Englehood is the luxurious area of the Englewood area famous for the many celebrities from there. It houses many luxurious condominium complexes such as the world-famous O Block. Englehood is also notorious for its safety with constant security patrols provided by the BD Security Agency. There are also many firework duels on 63rd which make for a beautiful show every week.

Person 1: Nah I'm not coming to Englewood that shit whack
Person 2: Nah chill I'm from Englehood
Person 1: Say no more!

by Indian Keef November 16, 2020

Englewood

Also known as Wrinklewood.
Located in South Florida.
If you live here, you're most likely 60+ years old.

Matt: Dude, where do your grandparents live?
Greg: In Englewood.
Matt: Mine too!

by Hi Im Spider March 11, 2011

englewood florida

a shit hole of a town, not alot of people live there. Not well none of. Very boreing there, can never fond anything to do unless your destroying something or drinking alcohol. E-wood is growing and alot of yankees like to come here but we don't like it.

Jenna- "let's go to englewood florida"

frank "i don't want to be bored all day."

by biancka March 27, 2009

engless langwij

much broader than mere ebonics, the engless langwij refers to all improper use of the enlish language, incuding leetspeak (aka leet or 1337), engirsh, laziness, typos, ignorance, and the intentional imitation/mocking thereof.

for an example of the engless langwij, simply look at any entry in the urbandictionary.

by maxblockm March 22, 2007

Englewood, New Jersey

The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.

Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.

Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.

Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!

Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.

by Bigfootbelva13 August 25, 2009