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killswitch engage 

An overrated metal band from New England. Mostly about sadness and "my time has come" and all that lovey dovey bullshit. Lyrics actually could be considered emo. They do have some catchy riffs but all their songs are the same. I really do not see why people think they are the best metal band ever. For awesome kick your face in rape your asshole metal see Shadows Fall or 3 inches of blood. It baffles me that badass metal bands tour their asses off such as Trivium, Opeth and Beyond the Embrace and are ten times better than this band and never make it big. Oh and all you turds saying this band is the best pull your head out of your ass and listen to some Lamb of God and Fear Factory.
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Killswitch Engage 

A group of guys who yell into each other's assholes and get paid to do it.
Person A: What's your favorite band?

Person B: Killswitch Engage!!!!:)

Person A: R u fucking kidding me? Those asshole yellers can't play music for their lives.
Killswitch Engage by hetoaei8 December 8, 2010

engagged 

Noun
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.
Person 1: “I went to the pacific islands”
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged
engagged by Youngan August 21, 2020
It's when a gay person is engaged to another homo but cannot get married.so the get engayed.
"OMG me and tom are getting ENGAYED!!!!"

*gay two hand wave*
engayed by fucknugget144 January 22, 2011
A word first originated in 2011 by one Miss Frances Farish during an intense drama lesson. Before this defining moment there had been no words appropriate to describe what a play should set out to achieve.

It is essential that when this word is used one must pay homage to Miss Farish directly afterward.
Your production of Woyzeck should aim to engage (nod to Fran) the audience
Engage by Mr Carberry September 29, 2011

failsauce engage 

when your suckiness commences, the first defination wasnt very clear on this
when eric tried to get a girlfriend or pick up a girl, his failsauce engaged

engagement party 

a sexual act between 2 men in a public toilet cubicle, where once they begin 1 calls the police for a thrill,if they finish and get away before the police arrive it is considered a successful engagement party
Adam and John had a successful engagement party last night,it was 10 minutes after they left that the police arrived to check the toilets
engagement party by sticky bucket January 7, 2018