Emance

a romance that forms between two emo's(emotional people) or sad people.

Girl 1- Jenny and Robert are totally together! I always see them kissing and shit! Are they even able to do that? There like so emo!
Girl 2- I guess that means their having an Emance!

by Weirdo_7 March 28, 2009

Emancipation Pooplamation

it is the act of letting out a shit after being constipated

Guy1: I feel so good today.
Guy2: Why is that?
Guy1: I just took a shit after being constipated for a week
Guy2: Emancipation Pooplamation!

by Danny.Tran March 6, 2014

Emanciated

The look one's body takes on from being without men.

Thank god I've been grappling, I don't want to look all emanciated.

by Superthanksforasking August 25, 2010

eMachines

A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.

My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!

by emachinesFan June 22, 2009

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007

eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

emachines

the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!

Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!

by Louix June 11, 2006