A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.
Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.
by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022
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by s.kartha July 04, 2024
A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 12, 2022
by There can only be one February 05, 2025
the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point
by tasteslikearsenic January 19, 2022
Elton is a term that describes a crypto bro that is a jacked bodybuilder who timid in the streets but mean in the sheets. He invest in crypto like how he he treats women pumping and dumping.
by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021