elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019

Bwady Elton

A wonderful pookie wookie bear and my glorius king

Bwady Elton has some solid girth.

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.

The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021

Elton

You are really beautiful and talented, but just don’t go breaking my heart.

Jim: “Wow, Elton is so beautiful!”
Tim: “Yeah! And talented, too!”

by eltonjohnisamazing April 6, 2021

Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.

Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton

by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!

I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!

by KadeePerk November 9, 2022