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the most sexiest beast ever. seems like someone who has an obsession with fnaf and probably liked the beatles at one point
by tasteslikearsenic January 18, 2022
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Elton

You are really beautiful and talented, but just don’t go breaking my heart.
Jim: “Wow, Elton is so beautiful!”
Tim: “Yeah! And talented, too!”
by eltonjohnisamazing April 6, 2021
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Elton

Elton is a walking hulking piece of meat that is timid in the streets but mean in the sheets 😉
That guy over there is such an Elton with women on each muscular bicep.
by Eltonlover316 November 23, 2021
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Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
by milpool July 11, 2021
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Elton Johning

A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.

Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!

Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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Elton Chun

by Elton Chun April 17, 2019
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