Elke

Elke is the most special girl you will ever meet. She’s humble, kind, forgiving and the best therapist in town. She brings people together and will never fail to put a smile on their face, her smile can light up an entire city after dark. Her energy is golden and her gut feeling is always right, if you ever find Elke, keep her close and never let her go.

“I’m feeling down”
“Go see Elke”

by Flowellis59 November 21, 2021

Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.

"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."

by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

Elk-Bugle

A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.

"Gee I guess Ani must be tired of riding, shes blowing the ol elk-bugle."

by drgoofy February 8, 2019

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Elke

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…

Wow, look at that girl, that’s a real Elke.
I would love to have an Elke in my life.

by Molje November 24, 2021

Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012