Elke

Dog with one eye possibly alien

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke

by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023

Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 21, 2023

Henry elkes

a gay stripper who goes at night and fucks migets. he lives next to a house full of weed

oh henry elkes bummed you last night

by Fortnitefucker69 December 14, 2023

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019

Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.

Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*

by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022

Elke

Elke is the funniest person I know and her friends are so so so lucky to be friends with her. Although she often sits with weird people in maths, this is out of kindness as they don’t have any other people to sit with. Elke’s are so compassionate and overall just the best people I know. Elke is very tolerant of her annoying friends eg. Eliza. Elke’s are also known to be the jess in all situations.

Person 1 ‘Hey who’s that over there with the fat ass’ person 2 ’oh that’s just elke’

by Heiwusbsysy6866!|€{+ October 12, 2021

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024