a urban black male who is popular among the hipster crowd for drinking brutal beers they can't handle, leaning at high speed, and referring to part of anatomy as a chocolate torpedo.
black elk dont give a fuck
by bubblebuttman September 18, 2013
Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
by nothingallthatnew November 07, 2012
A form of bestiality where one person will get bored of riding their mount and will instead strap themselves under their mount and fellate the animal while encouraging the mount to continue running.
by drgoofy February 09, 2019
A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
The process of being penetrated by two well endowed gentlemen while simultaneously using your hand to pleasure the anus of another man.
by RyC2002 June 25, 2023
A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
by oneofthehicks July 22, 2009