Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings, that do really like their own planet.
Note: these people hate being called HUMANS
Note: these people hate being called HUMANS
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Get the EARTHIANS mug.When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.
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Get the Children of The Earth mug.When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.
Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!
Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!
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Get the iced earth mug.'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.
Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
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