early Rangel

the act of premature ejaculating, even before intercourse takes place.

Darn it! I was gonna have sex with Melissa, but when she took off her bra, I got so excited I committed an early Rangel.

by Cheif November 28, 2004

Early 2020s

Early 2020s are the first years in the 2020s the years was from 2020-2023. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

2020 was the first year in the 2020s. Which makes a early 2020s year

by mariogirl2007 January 27, 2021

Early Man

A super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for fukin ages before foiling the criminals.

Stop there criminals.
Yo itz Early Man, how long you been waiting there you cock sucking butt fukker.

by BJOB O'Brien December 14, 2007

early bird

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.

"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"

by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010

early riser

The act of masturbation utilizing the morning erection.

My roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his goddamn tissue in my garbage and didn't clean it out.

Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.

by charlie and the unicorns December 03, 2008

bright and early

1. early in the morning
2. (software slang) about mid day... when it is bright out.

Chris: Where is Kenny?
Karen: He said he'd be here bright and early.
Chris: Oh... so... around 1 then?
Karen: or later...

by obcityan January 15, 2008

Early O'Clock

Used to substitute a real time when it is too early in the morning.

*your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"

by Fresh Timbs June 08, 2018