Early Swirly

when a big black masculine figure named earl pumps your back with a jizzload cumbubble and beats you to a pulp with a stella until his creamy load gargles out of your throat smearing the carpet with his excremental juices

boy- my twinklebuns earl gave me his early swirly yesterday it was magical

girl- cool bruh

by biggblackethballs June 29, 2021

early-ish

1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do

"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"

by QuakerDan July 16, 2009

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Early Out.

Employees (usually casino dealers) can request to go home early if there are more employees on duty than needed near the end of their shift. If they aren't needed they can get an Early Out.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow at 9. I could realy use an Early Out.

by Melvin_M July 13, 2012

Early Morning Dip

When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.

Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"

by Darren and "M" - Bledzin July 20, 2006

Early Bird

The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'

You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008