second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

emily eats rainbows

A weird emo chick that makes YouTube videos instead of getting a real job and a life

Oh my gosh Emily Eats Rainbows inspired me to become emo

by _Korelaaaa_ February 12, 2015

Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey February 28, 2023

uber eats ass hoe

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up

him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe

by lyricckkk August 2, 2023

Ur class eats ass

The most devastating phrase in the history of mankind. A reference to "class", the fifth taxonomic rank.

Me: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian
Me: Ur granny tranny
You: Ur sister a mister
Me: Ur grandpap a trap
You: Ur genus sucks penis
Me: Ur class eats ass

by Thatnigerianprince69 May 14, 2018

A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”

Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020

Girl who eats carrots

A woman who eats orange vegetables known as carrots. What did you expect?!

Linda: eats a carrot
Josh: Look! A girl who eats carrots!

by Jeus the basketball master July 17, 2021