Eastern Middle School

A school where Western kids wish they were at. Also a lot of the kids there are rich and white.

“Ever heard of Eastern middle school?”
“Yes I want to go to that white rich school pls”

by Cockledoodleeatme May 27, 2018

Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

by anonymous February 3, 2005

Eastern Mass

irrevalent

Eastern mass thinks they're important but they're just full of meth heads and annoying accents

by coolgamri June 18, 2015

Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus

Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole

by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014

Eastern Star

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019

Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019

Eastern Washington University

A large regional university in Cheney, Washington. Has kick-ass athletic programs. By far the most cost-effective University to get a degree.

Dude: Why Eastern Washington University though?
EWU junior: I don't want any debt and I wanna get hooked up with an actual job.

by gnarlygrad January 15, 2023