Dutchman's Fullhouse

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.

by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009

Dutch Oven Suicide

Basically, the act of the Dutch Oven, but gone wrong. Instead of the other persons head being held underneath the covers, you find your own head underneath the covers, forcing you to inhale your own gasses.

Man1: Dude, did you give your girlfriend that Dutch Oven, as you told me you would?

Man2: Yeah, I tried, but she managed to turn it into a dutch oven suicide and trapped me underneath the blankets after I farted, I vomited for an hour.

by Some guy1 September 3, 2012

Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.

Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer

by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011

Dutch

Not to be confused with the similar word Dutch (the nationality of The Netherlands).

British/Irish slang referring to the method by which the cost of something is shared amongst present parties, or "splitting a bill".

Example:

Person 1: "I'll pay for the tab."

Person 2: "Nonsense, I shall."

Person 3: "Should we go dutch?"

Person 4: "Good idea!"

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.

You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!

by Sir Awesome TNA January 14, 2010

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

Dutch Takeover

When an employer secretly sells his/her business to a third-party without ever publicly acknowledging the fact to the employees of said business.

What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's looking all guilty and secretive... I mean, more than usual.

Haven't you heard? He subjected his art gallery to a Dutch takeover, now there's a guy he introduces to people as his new business "partner".

by nygcw February 19, 2010