dragons

Fire-breathing creatures with large bat-like wings, scaly bodies, four legs, and a head, sometimes two. Thought to be around since dinosaur times.

Me:Dragons are real!!! I saw one yesterday when I was drunk!!!

by BLOODY REVENGE July 15, 2005

dragons

When a guy drags his balls across a girls face.

It's whatever, I like dragons.

by lilpeanuts July 11, 2011

The Dragon

After giving a blowjob, the woman takes the load in her mouth, then immediately sneezes or in some way willingly forces the semen back out through her nostrils, making it look like a dragon breathing flames. This is typically accentuated with a grunt or a roaring sneeze for added effect.

Guy: "Yo man, you get with Sam yet?"

Dude: "Yea man, she gave me the the dragon."

Guy: "No shit?"

Dude: "Yea she roared and breathed all over my junk. I survived."

Guy: "Lucky!"

by KCTC March 6, 2008

dragon

when some chick is giving you a bj and you push her head right down onto your dick just as you shoot, and your dick is so far in her mouth the spunk comes out of her nose.

"Dude, the other day this girl I know sneezed, and some white stuff came out. She must have been dragonned!"

"Man, this chick was so ungrateful when I dragonned her, she hocked it back up and spat it in my eye!"

by St George January 9, 2005

dragoned

(v) 1)to be devoured by a dragon 2)to be trod or otherwise physically crushed by a dragon 3)to be caught in a fireball 4)to be transformed into a dragon 5)to be molested by a dragon

Lost Thought was fatally dragoned on his way home from Bingo last night.

by E. Die May 15, 2006

Dragoning

The act of hoarding money to such an extent that it would be akin to a dragon's gold.

Mike: Did Alan get that game last night?
Andrew: No, remember how he keeps dragoning his money for college?
Mike: Oh yeah... Shit.

by WhaChuWanMeDo October 8, 2019

Dragons

Asian women, 60 years or older, that are wealthy to some extent. These women also hire male prostitutes (or just men that desperately need money) to have sex with them and/or do favors for them.

Similar to a cougar, but more specific.

Esther: Dude, where's Nick?
Ruth: He's working for some dragons tonight. He needed some
money.
Esther: Again?

by Vampire Grinz April 16, 2011