Auntie Doris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!

AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!

by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023

Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."

Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!

by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004

finding dory

The predecessor following the film finding Nemo TM and will either be fucking amazing or suck major ass crack

Dude: hey wanna see finding dory?
Guy: idk man it's either gonna suck ass or suck your moms ass

by Secret teeth April 5, 2015

Honkey Doris

Juice of the eye. AKA eye juice

Ah man! I got honkey doris all over my cheek.

by Pete Leafman January 18, 2010

Doris Mendes

That Hot ass, sexy Shawn Mendes obsessed girl.

Omg Doris Mendes posted about Shawn Mendes again. But it’s okay because she’s hot and sexy asf

by Kittenxly June 26, 2021

dori haru

how readers of "bad kind of butterflies" (by @chogiwanese on wattpad.com) decided to name a butterfly present in the book

i love dori haru :D

by uniiverse March 16, 2021

doris wong

A weird,funny,quiet at times,that friend that will always be there for you (sometimes) and always will be amazing!

You are so doris wong!!

by xxnamedefinedxx May 21, 2019