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Auntie Doris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris, who's been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris, who takes on the form of a man!
Uncle Herb enetered the room carrying a purple robe.
Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill.
Auntie Doris WHO?!
AUNTIE DORIS, THE EVIL WITCH WHO TOOK YOUR SOUL!
AUNTIE DORIS, WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 600 YEARS!
by Auntie Doris March 23, 2023
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Big Doris

The female prison equivalent to Bubba. A 300 lb, weightlifting, mullet-sporting butch dyke who likes her girls "real soft and purdy."
Martha Stewart better hopes she doesn't end up being cellmates with Big Doris!
by lawnmowerman December 14, 2004
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finding dory

The predecessor following the film finding Nemo TM and will either be fucking amazing or suck major ass crack
Dude: hey wanna see finding dory?
Guy: idk man it's either gonna suck ass or suck your moms ass
by Secret teeth April 5, 2015
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Honkey Doris

Ah man! I got honkey doris all over my cheek.
by Pete Leafman January 18, 2010
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doris wong

A weird,funny,quiet at times,that friend that will always be there for you (sometimes) and always will be amazing!
by xxnamedefinedxx May 21, 2019
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dori haru

how readers of "bad kind of butterflies" (by @chogiwanese on wattpad.com) decided to name a butterfly present in the book
by uniiverse March 16, 2021
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Doris Mendes

Omg Doris Mendes posted about Shawn Mendes again. But it’s okay because she’s hot and sexy asf
by Kittenxly June 26, 2021
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