doodoo crumbs

When you dont wipe your butt properly and after three or four days it dries up to form hard, crusty, crumbs.

Hey, I never took a shower in three days, and my girlfriend gave me a rimjob, heh, now she has doodoo crumbs all over her face giggity giggity gig-aaa-deee

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

doodoo butt

Untrained dogs with idiot owners that have no purpose and piss and shit everywhere.

Get that damn doodoo butt off the dining table!
Take that doodoo butt outside before it shits in the hallway and smears it all over the wall again!

by Sue808 March 16, 2018

doomcookie

A prattish young woman desiring to flaunt her 'gothiness,' while not really realizing how annoying and cliche she is.

"Did you hear that? Ashley just stood up on that bench and recited 'The Raven' by Poe, in that black leather skirt with the skull on it. What is she trying to do, win a doomcookie competition?"

by Ghleanna October 22, 2003

Doodoo blunts

when you smoke hella blunts

“Aye, come thru. we smokin doodoo blunts”

by druggiepockets May 27, 2018

doodoocheeksmcgee

A person who is bad or not good at any type of game.

ex: video games, sports or board games

see that kid over there, he’s doodoocheeksmcgee at cod and fortnite

by Crazygamer205 December 8, 2018

DooBooBoo

Mostly used to describe someone for being Marvelous.

i love you DooBooBoo <3

by k4mil December 3, 2021

doodoocahedron

A Doodoocahedron is a highly sought after specimen of Doodoo, only produced by the most necked bearded of discord mods. It’s been said to have 12 pentagonal faces that vary in size relative to the shitters skill. It’s market value is directly linear it’s weight. Experts say it may be a derivative of the well know ‘dodecahedron’, a common geometric object. This claim is disputed by many for the visible lack of brain cells in the experts minds.

Fuck man! This Doodoocahedron won’t exit my anal orifice.

by Vyktorio January 1, 2022