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Doertard

A combination of Dork, Nerd and Retard.
Tiffany you are acting like such a Doertard.
by Brooklyn Fracalossy March 27, 2009
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The Doner Kebab Theory

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012
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orgasam doner

I am an orgasam doner. Don't beleive me? Well maybee you should ask your mom.
by Ali T April 27, 2003
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Good Deed Doer

... ask the Wizard of Oz from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Hollywood classic 1939 major motion picture starring Judy Garland. After Dorothy's little dog, Toto has pulled the curtain by exposing him as another, average, mortal human-being.
The Wizard then uses 'Good Deed Doer' as a definition of character when he's presenting the earned honors and awards of valor to the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow near the end of the much-celebrated favorite.
by OzMoses June 2, 2012
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Doberman

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.
The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.
by o2theMalley July 4, 2008
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Doberman Blowjob

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.
After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.
by puddinghatch May 2, 2005
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Roger-Doger

noun -

1) a potential sexual partner who denies you sex.

2) a person who refuses to roger with you.
You don't stand a chance, she's a complete Roger-Doger
by The Red Door Crew January 17, 2011
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