Divorced3xLoser

A person, Who is usually in his/her mid to late 40's and has been married with Nothing but FAILURE 3X's.

Mia: Oh boy, that Lisa M. Is a Divorced3xLoser.
Sissy: yep. First Shaun, then Dana, now that fat guy Mike!
Mia: And wasn't Mike married when she started going with him?
Sissy: Thathome wrecker!

by Mamma Mia July 22, 2006

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Child of Divorce

1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them.
2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

John: I heard Carter and Jane broke up. That sucks
James: Yeah. They're both in my math class and I sit in between them. I feel like a child of divorce.

by mjs831 December 7, 2014

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Divorce

When your bitch wife wants to leave you to fuck some crackhead asshole behind McDonald's

You:Bruh my wife filed for divorce and left me for some crackhead asshole she fucks behind McDonald's
Bruh: Bruh dat's cray

by MyWifeLeftMeAndTookMyKids October 4, 2019

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Hollywood Divorce

Hollywood Divorce occurs when an urban trend becomes accepted and popular in mainstream usage. As a result, the trend is no longer acceptable in urban communities.

"Swagger got Hollywood Divorced when Old Spice named a body spray after it."

The term "bling" or "bling-bling" used first by Cash Money Millionaires in the 90s' got Hollywood Divorced in 2003 after entry into the Oxford English Dictionary.

by LVeezy40 February 25, 2009

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