Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Washington Dolphin Diving

The process of setting up croquet rings and running slightly crouched through them so that your penis can slip through them and lift them from the ground in rapid succession.

Bill: "Hey look at Tim over there! He's quite good at Washington Dolphin Diving!"

Robert: "Yeah look at him tear those fuckers straight outta the ground!"

by I0I00 July 5, 2011

Deep C diving at dawn

Sleepy morning deep cunt sex with your wife - when your eyes are all misty, the waves are crashing all around you and your bird is squawking.

Matt: You look tired mate.

Gus: I know, I was woken early by the wife and ended up deep C diving at dawn. Beans for breakfast, it's set me up for the day.

by Floogals November 27, 2016

Divine

Better than perfect, what people will say if they read a book or eat something that is better than perfect.

to er is human, to forgive is divine

by James Lowe September 13, 2004

Salvia Divinorum

A plant getting more and more popular due to videos of people smoking it spread all across the internet. This herb is expected to be banned in the US by 2010. the reason being is so the government can make money off of arrests just like all the other popular drugs such as cocaine, mushrooms, and cannabis. Other nicknames for Salvia are Ska Pastora, Shepherdess's Herb, ska Maria Pastora, yerba de Maria, and Sally-D.

Salvia Divinorum is already banned in these 4 states as followed:
-Tennessee
-Louisiana
-Oklahoma
-Missouri

by Nicholas Roberts March 30, 2008

Diviya

A Diviya is someone that possesses beauty that rivals that of a goddess and has eyes which contain the entire universe itself. Her lips seem as soft as a marshmallow and her hair is similarly majestic to that of a lion’s mane. A Diviya is very sweet, kind, gentle, sporty and has a good sense of humor. She easily makes friends with others of either gender and is an outgoing extrovert.

Person 1 : “Hey is her name Diviya by any chance?”

Person 2 : “You guessed it! She’s the living embodiment of beauty ain’t she?”

by BringBackTL March 1, 2018